A Bon Jovi

noun

An extremely large mullet- Hairstyle made popular in the 80s

I haven't seen A Bon Jovi that sweet since Toby Keith came to town.

by Convict February 10, 2006

jovi punched

To punch Bon Jovi in the face.

"Bon Jovi, you just got jovi punched!"

by Boydo December 21, 2007

non jovi

An inside joke of Rockton/Roscoe/Rockford, IL. I have no idea what it means. It is random.

"Fo sho, jew know what? Dat thang aint so deck... Non jovi."

by Jaiden November 10, 2004

bon jovi

A transvestite that has attempted too many times to release a good album, let alone a good song. Is a disgrace to the face of humanity and rock and roll. Sold his/her soul to the devil and owns a shitty Arena Football team that nobody gives a shit about.

-Man, I hate Bon Jovi.
-Yea, that thing's a faggot.

by jpbdfreemo July 12, 2006

A Bon Jovi

To sit in a tree for a long period of time waiting for a helpless soul to walk underneath as you spill your brown poopy toxins onto their unsuspecting foreheads.

"Dude I made a tree fort and totally gave a dude a bon jovi."

by the Roflsaur June 28, 2006

Bon Jovi

Bon Jovi is an American rock band that formed in 1983, and have continued to rock girls socks off since with their jaw dropping music.

As a side note, they are far more talented than One Direction, and always will be.

*woooah, livin' on a prayer*

"Pwoaah! Actual music! Who sings this?"

"Bon Jovi, mate."

by TheLostUnicorn07 October 6, 2012

Bon Jovi Friday

When you have Friday off from work and you just fuck around all day Thursday.

"Hey Jeff, we have Friday off before the weekend, so let's bring some beers to the office and have Bon Jovi Friday."

by Gronlandic December 9, 2008