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Simón José

I s a good person, but in some stressful cases, his laugh is contagious, like his penis, very funny, but lonely at the same time, his first love was a failure, and the one that followed after that too, he hates the Samuels but nothing compares to him I hate that he has SOSO.

I had a Simon, the great man, but he became a fag
Simón José is definition comes from YES, which means positive, yes to everything.
by Sancha August 4, 2023
mugGet the Simón Josémug.

José Carreras

Not Pavarotti, not Domingo.
ELAINE: Who else is on the show?

JERRY: Uh.. one of the three tenors.

ELAINE: (Interested) The Three Tenors? (Stands up) Which one?!

JERRY: Uh.. It's not Pavarotti.. It's not Domingo..

José Carreras: Cringes...
by enroiv August 30, 2019
mugGet the José Carrerasmug.

Spongotron José Hernandez

Hey dude! You’re a little fucking Spongotron José Hernandez SLUT!”
by thebigpizzaman November 6, 2022
mugGet the Spongotron José Hernandezmug.

San José

Costa Rica's messy, unequal run down capital cantón. With the terrifying La Carpio neighbourhood in La Uruca, and then having super pretty suburbs outside the cantón in Santa Ana and Escazú.

People there go to Multiplaza Escazú, a very mediocre mall to say the least, but everyone hangs out without even buying anything. They have Costco (well PRICESMART) and it is mountainous, it isn't as hot as the Costa Rican coast, but they are getting there thanks to climate change.

Still some good places to see there, it isn't a full pile of shit yet, but the gringos prefer the greenery and end up in the Pacific Coast or in Puntarenas, meanwhile Limón is forgotten.

Also called Chepe by locals.
Mae en el Paseo de los Estudiantes por donde el Barrio Chino en San José vi a estos chatas carepichas reguetoneros a full volumen en su carros
by Benjiinthe2020s August 23, 2025
mugGet the San Josémug.

José Dias

professional yapper.
i don´t wanna be rude, but bro stfu
You such a José Dias.
by yapping October 16, 2023
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José

When someone ignores you so bad you feel like you need to go back to Mexico.
Person A : Hi how are you ?
*Person B doesn't answer because he doesn't have any fuck to give*
Persone C to Person A: You got José so hard bro !
by Jozon November 23, 2016
mugGet the Josémug.

José

a José is a type of adult that desires or engages in sexual relations with a child; it may be either homosexual or heterosexual in nature.
Don't be a josé, she is not old enough and it is illegal.
by PedoHater123 March 8, 2019
mugGet the Josémug.

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