John cena is COOL
by DetectiveTeeVee March 20, 2020
josh cube: yo bro, i gave that bitch a wicked the john cena
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four
chavo guerrero: yea, but she was total emobese.. and four
by Shit-face June 30, 2008
by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019
while nearing the climax of a sexual encounter, the male grabs the female by the back of the head for what she thinks will be an average "money shot", only to be bamboozled when he ejaculates directly into her eyes, then doing the wrestler John Cena's signature move of waving the hand in front of his face and yelling "You can't see me!" This can be made more degrading by interjecting other profanities or even slapping the female after the pertinent verbage. donkey punch, strawberry shortcake, money shot
I gave my girl the "john cena" last night. She still can't see out of her right eye b/c of how much jizz I sprayed in it. It was awesome."
by KingSeanIII January 21, 2008
One of the worst wrestlers in history,although he sucks he is the WWE champion because random retards love him.
He's got a retarded gimmick (a white rapper -_-?),his mic skills are pretty decent but his in ring work is horrible, he can only do 5 or 6 moves which are:Hit,kick,Backdrop,DDT,5 knuckle shuffle(its so weak that even a baby wont feel it),and his devestating finisher FU which is really not so devastating,heck it probably doesnt even hurt.
He's got a retarded gimmick (a white rapper -_-?),his mic skills are pretty decent but his in ring work is horrible, he can only do 5 or 6 moves which are:Hit,kick,Backdrop,DDT,5 knuckle shuffle(its so weak that even a baby wont feel it),and his devestating finisher FU which is really not so devastating,heck it probably doesnt even hurt.
There's kurt angle and outstanding wrestler who works very hard, but oh wait there's a white rapper.Lets make him WWE Champ !!!111oneone
by Vince McMahon Jr August 10, 2005
Really crappy wrestler. His gimmick is a white rapper/some army guy!?!? Don't understand. Any match he is in you know he is booked to win. Don't think he will win Wrestlemania 24 though since he has a movie to promote.
by velociraptor March 24, 2008
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by rohfan4life May 11, 2008