Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan

Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!

by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011

jodalis

She is a Latina girl. she is the best loyal wonderful friend you can ever have.she is cute,nice,unique and fearless.she might look like and angle but she is not . Always has your back in a fight . She is very smart and beautiful.She is the one person that will have your back anytime and any day. she is the one friend that you won’t want to lose.

Jodalis is amazing

by Jodalis November 21, 2018

Jodana

Jodana is a great person and has lots of potential and friends who really like her. She is one of the fun and funniest person to be friends with. She is very pretty. She is nice, warm-hearted, kind, loyal, trustworthy, and a lot more. Sometimes she can act weirdly funny when she's around her best friends. But she does have a bad side to her. She can be very very dirty when she wants. She has done bad stuff in the pass. She doesn't judge a book by it cover all the time, but she will still accept you as a person. She's a very laid-back person and is always on her phone. One of her favorite things to do to her friends are take videos of them so she could see all the good times they had. Jodana hates saying no to people because she does not want them to think she's mean. Family and best friends are the first thing she cares about. The biggest fear she can have is losing somebody she cares about without saying goodbye. Her grades are very good and she makes honor roll like all the time.

Jodana is a nice person

by Summer5678 January 23, 2019

Jordan Biden

Jordan Biden (not to be confused with Joe Biden) is the leader of Amerigroot (Not to be confused with America). Jordan Biden is famous because of this quote from him. 'Physically Inhabitance'.

All hail Jordan Biden Grooden Treeden Marden Sooden Peeden. (Yes he has 7 names).

by Budooh May 29, 2023

apple jodka

apple juice + vodka = apple jodka

aka "apple juice with a kick"

person 1: why does this taste so good?
person 2: dude, it's apple jodka!

by delishxo March 6, 2011

Michael Jordan

1. Greatest Basketball player EVER to represent not only Chicago, but the NBA in general.
2. The act of coming back to a sport/hobby/job after announcing retirement/quitting for good.

1. Michael Jordan was one of (if not THE) greatest basketball player of all time!
2. We all thought that he quit skydiving, but he pulled a Michael Jordan on us!

by A2P July 29, 2005

jordan suaste

singer who blew up on tiktok for the song body, everyone knows him as body boy but he is more than that. he is the nicest, kindest, bitchiest person you will ever meet. His fandom is called the Stars because he believes they are the stars not him. He is obsessed with Superbass (but doesn't even know what a barb is). He used to be obsessed with roblox until he ditched it for among us. don't mess with him in games he gets very heated and won't hesitate to yell and curse you out. he interacts with his fans a lot. he is one groupchat called the little stars. (little stars supremacy) the little stars are the most annoying people you will ever meet but he can never escape them because they won't let him.

who was that person you killed in among us they seemed nice but then cursed me out.
oh must be jordan suaste.

my friend won't play roblox with me he would rather play among us.
oh must be jordan suaste.

by littlestars December 7, 2020