Any musical line, chord progression, or beat that gives the listener the sudden urge to ejaculate everywhere
by Musicmajor69 November 12, 2018
1. You just hung out with Amanda, you got that jizzy dick?
2. The sight of Scarlette Johansson's chron tits gave me the case of the jizzy dick.
2. The sight of Scarlette Johansson's chron tits gave me the case of the jizzy dick.
by SaltyBrahh May 25, 2010
by Dr.Rizz April 06, 2022
When nearing the end of a wank you start spinning round really quickly, jiz flies off in random directions, then you fall over due to the dizziness - you might land in it, you might not.
by For Pump October 21, 2018
The act of a bunch of guys cumming in a blender with ice cream milk and oreo's, blend it and then you enjoy.
by JohnBohnny December 23, 2010
the act of jizzing on a friends/enemies pillow for a light-hearted practical joke
"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"
"oh no!jizzy pillow you buggers"
"man i just jizzed all over calum's pillow,poor bugger"
Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background
Later on upon discovering his jizzy pillow:
"oh you buggers!who jizzed on my pillow!?" que gentle laughing in the background
by Bob Newby November 06, 2007
The act of ejaculating on the image of Queen Elizabeth's face on a British bank note, then using the ejaculatory fluid as a natural adhesive to stick the bank note to your partner's face.
This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
This was traditionally done with a five pound note, but due to the 2017 release of the plastic five pound note, (which is less absorbent) has changed to the ten pound note.
by Jammy Pee June 08, 2017