1. A person that champions, believes in, or practices Judaism; A person of a Jewish background.
2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
2. A highly stingy or greedy person that is usually prosperous but heavily criticized for his ways.
Examples:
1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"
" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."
2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"
" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
1. "Hey guys you seen that new kid in school?"
" Oh yeah, the kid is a Jew, I went to his bar mitzvah."
2. " Dude who is that one kid in the shirt?"
" Oh that's that Levi kid...he's a Jew he tried to snake me...."
by Chunguie October 8, 2009
Get the Jewmug. Someone who practice Judaism or has a Jewish mother.
A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!
Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.
Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.
Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.
Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
A paranoid person who uses his ultimate power in every occasion: Accusation of being Anti-Semitic!
Someone who thinks the whole world should burn to hell to pay the price of one mad man’s mistake.
Someone who labels every Arab (a.k.a sand people, towel heads, and oil-rich camel riders) a terrorist while secretly selling them weapons.
Someone who would get offended by this and give it a thumbs down.
Someone who fails to realize Semite is not a race and if it was then all Arabs (a.k.a The Enemy) by definition are Sematic as well.
Khalid: Hey Ben
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!
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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
Ben: AAAH! Get away from me you damn terrorist!
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Fred: Hey nice hat!
Ben: (mumbles) Anti-semitic bastard...
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Alfred: Are you a Jew?
Ben: Who's asking?
by Ben Dover Later November 10, 2008
Get the Jewmug. by 459395 March 14, 2022
Get the Jewmug. A common term for a Jehovah's Witness in school yards across the whole of Great Britain. Usually used by ignorant children who know no better or children who wish to degrade a Jehovah's Witness.
Peter - Don't push in the line you stupid Jew!
Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.
Peter - Fuck off.
Michael - I'm a Jehovah's Witness, not a Jew.
Peter - Fuck off.
by DaftusCuntus September 26, 2009
Get the Jewmug. The people Sir Hitler fuxked up the ass with bombs. That nigga went on a 6 million kill streak in those nigs, he got 1.25 million Tactical nukes on those niggas, that's what he used on the halacaust
by JewBurner420000 April 21, 2017
Get the Jewmug. 1. (Noun) An ethnical religious group of minorites that follow the Talmud. They form 17.5% of U.S. population and have their own ethnostate; known as Israel, where many war crimes are never reported and are praised. The most wealthy ethnicity world wide.
2. (Noun) A small group of ellitists that own and control central banking with extremely high interest rates, minimizing dollar currency by adding severly higher inerest rates every quater.
3. (Noun) A small group of people who own a majority of all media and entertainment outlets.
2. (Noun) A small group of ellitists that own and control central banking with extremely high interest rates, minimizing dollar currency by adding severly higher inerest rates every quater.
3. (Noun) A small group of people who own a majority of all media and entertainment outlets.
"Interest is 24%? This is Jewish!"
"This is the most Jew written propaganda I have ever read."
"I'm not white. I'm Jewish."
"This is the most Jew written propaganda I have ever read."
"I'm not white. I'm Jewish."
by Smackaroinie October 24, 2018
Get the Jewmug. a person who practices Judaism.
can be recognized for their stinginess,lack of money and friends ,by there little hats (they small cause it uses less fabric therefore costing less) also the fact that they live in a cardboard box in ST-Ives Sydney.
most are linked to al qaeda
can be recognized for their stinginess,lack of money and friends ,by there little hats (they small cause it uses less fabric therefore costing less) also the fact that they live in a cardboard box in ST-Ives Sydney.
most are linked to al qaeda
Elliot: man i drove through st.ives yestidi and man i saw so many jews
jack: how did you know they where jews
Elliot: oh they all had those gay little hats on and they were in cardboard boxes
jack: oh ok i believe that they jew now
little jew:JIHAD ON YOU
jack: how did you know they where jews
Elliot: oh they all had those gay little hats on and they were in cardboard boxes
jack: oh ok i believe that they jew now
little jew:JIHAD ON YOU
by Elliot Cook December 15, 2008
Get the Jewmug.