Jess is an RAF suicide pilot . very dangerous will throw wheel chairs, one slot toasters, and crumpets at you. You defeat her with thanos mee-mees as they’ll cause her to repulse so hard she game ends herself
Plart Baul: hey nigger Jew fag whore faggot queer piss missile cock muffin dick biscuit look at that jess.
nigger Jew fag whore faggot queer piss missile cock muffin dick biscuit: yeah she’s about to E🅱️IC game end that orphanage with her suicide behind the thanos peter plane.
nigger Jew fag whore faggot queer piss missile cock muffin dick biscuit: yeah she’s about to E🅱️IC game end that orphanage with her suicide behind the thanos peter plane.
by peter tale from underfort show October 8, 2018
Get the Jessmug. by Pokemon Go Kid November 19, 2018
Get the Jessmug. Damn. She’s a potato. She may be short and cute but... she has fire. If you get on her bad side she will probably rip your throat out. HOWEVER, she is loyal. Be like Jess.
by JunkosMom March 19, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Jess is definitely a horse girl that doesn’t consider herself a horse girl, but an “equestrian.” Jess is fun to be around and alway has low-key crack head energy. Jess is unbelievably short but that doesn’t matter because they can find the best hiding spots. Jess can never have sleepovers or hang out cause they r at the barn and that’s more important than anything else. Jess is a non-stop talker so be careful. Never bring up horses cause she never stop talking even though she rarely does anyway. One more thing, Jess has brown hair and brown eyes and sometimes a low-key teachers pet.
Friend #1 “Hey is that Jess?”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”
Friends #2 “Ya she’s fun but trust me, whatever u do don’t bring up horses she’ll never stop talking!”
Friend #1 “Oh ya! I forgot 😬🤫! Thanks for reminding me!”
by Yourestruly June 2, 2020
Get the Jessmug. Idk where to start, i don't know how her parents cope but jess is a weird very confusing entity. If the doctor were to diagnose her im legit sure the x-ray would show a demon. Idk what is the major malfunction with Jessica but she has spooked many people. At this points im lost for words on jess, but not all jess's are bad
by By soviet Union December 12, 2019
Get the Jessmug. Most beautiful girl in the world. Has such a big heart and often doesnt realise that she is beautiful. She can not take compliments well she tends to get embarrassed. When you love a jess you know straight away and you should never loose a jess because it will be a big mistake.
by Bob194 September 1, 2018
Get the Jessmug. Jess is a name for a girl. Most Jess’s are kinda md caring. They are very smart and do very well at school without even trying. Boys are often very attracted to Jess’s as they are very beautiful but they are too scared to tell anyone because Jess’s are very strongly opinionated. Jess’s are very friendly but don’t fall for it because if you do something wrong then the will click and be the worst person you have ever met. Jess’s fall in love very easily and relationships with them can seem to be very fairy-tale like or boring- not in between. There will always be one boy that Jess will always go back to no matter what they’ve done to them. Boys should appreciate Jess more because she is beyond amazing. Jess should learn self-worth and start being way more selfish sometimes as they don’t think much of themselves.
Tom- “damn look at Jess”
Dan- “dude you know I like her”
Tom- “sorry mate but look at her”
Dan- “alright I get it”
Tom- “she’s fit man”
Dan- “she’s mine”
Dan- “dude you know I like her”
Tom- “sorry mate but look at her”
Dan- “alright I get it”
Tom- “she’s fit man”
Dan- “she’s mine”
by UnknownUnicornOSparkles100 January 18, 2019
Get the Jessmug.