Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process

"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"

by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015

Road jerky

Jerkin it while driving

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.

by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.

Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!

by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010

jerky boy

The Jerky Boys; A snapperhead or rubberneck, one who make prank phone calls, one who jerks alot, a idiot, one does things without thinking

Watch the Jerky Boys Movie. This jerky boy thinks he can win a fight with me.

by vr5ken July 21, 2006

cock jerky

when a female is goin down on that sumone an chews instead of sucks

hey i did a cock jerky to my bf last night

by chosenone November 24, 2007

Beef Jerkies

Another name for a hand job.

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?

by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019

Spooky Jerky

A type of boner that is caused by fear.

Dude I saw Paranormal Activity and I got so scared I got spooky jerky.

by McPhrof March 31, 2019