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Road jerky

Hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?

Yeah bro, I road jerky'd to stay awake.
by Weezymagic August 25, 2011
mugGet the Road jerkymug.

Jerky Curtains

(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky

they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper

shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
by akmeid April 10, 2010
mugGet the Jerky Curtainsmug.

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.
Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!
by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010
mugGet the booger jerkymug.

jerky boy

The Jerky Boys; A snapperhead or rubberneck, one who make prank phone calls, one who jerks alot, a idiot, one does things without thinking
Watch the Jerky Boys Movie. This jerky boy thinks he can win a fight with me.
by vr5ken July 21, 2006
mugGet the jerky boymug.

Beef Jerkies

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?
by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019
mugGet the Beef Jerkiesmug.

fart jerky

A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky
by TheInfamous1 April 23, 2016
mugGet the fart jerkymug.

Spooky Jerky

A type of boner that is caused by fear.
Dude I saw Paranormal Activity and I got so scared I got spooky jerky.
by McPhrof March 31, 2019
mugGet the Spooky Jerkymug.

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