by Weezymagic August 25, 2011

(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
by akmeid April 10, 2010

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.
by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010

The Jerky Boys; A snapperhead or rubberneck, one who make prank phone calls, one who jerks alot, a idiot, one does things without thinking
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