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jerky chowder

A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.
Dude. We were so hammered last night....

Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.

No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
by Love Bandit 45 September 20, 2010
mugGet the jerky chowdermug.

Beef Jerky

When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process
"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"
by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

booger jerky

A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.
Hey Kenny... check out that booger jerky on the edge of Jeff's desk! It's as big as a craisin dude!
by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 4, 2010
mugGet the booger jerkymug.

jerky boy

The Jerky Boys; A snapperhead or rubberneck, one who make prank phone calls, one who jerks alot, a idiot, one does things without thinking
Watch the Jerky Boys Movie. This jerky boy thinks he can win a fight with me.
by vr5ken July 21, 2006
mugGet the jerky boymug.

Beef Jerkies

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?
by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019
mugGet the Beef Jerkiesmug.

fart jerky

A foul smelling thing that smells like a mixture of a fart and beef jerky
by TheInfamous1 April 23, 2016
mugGet the fart jerkymug.

Spooky Jerky

A type of boner that is caused by fear.
Dude I saw Paranormal Activity and I got so scared I got spooky jerky.
by McPhrof March 31, 2019
mugGet the Spooky Jerkymug.

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