Jasper

A product that is being sold as new but in reality is used or refurbished
"I bought this thing online as new, but it came with all these scratches and markings all over it!"

"You must have bought a jasper."
by hocusxpocus August 24, 2009
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jasper is the weird kid of the group. no matter what he says, he doesnt have a cock. he is a cockless furry
"hey who is that? "
"oh pay no mind to him,"
"but he is meowing..."
"he is just being jasper."
by Ciel_thegirlboss July 14, 2022
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Jasper is the good part of a softboy the part where they are open and show emotion not where they use emotions to get sex. great style! annoyingly good at any sport they do, as well as educated and super kind and caring for the people around them. Jasper will always stick up for the people they love no matter what. Oh and a good cook! a big nature boy and garden boy. Jasper is a very really sweet loving caring human that will give you everything!
Wow, Jasper is such a sweetheart!
by stewedtomatoes June 01, 2020
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Someone who likes to fuck Reon a lot
Dam bro your being a jasper right now
by JOEMAMABALLS42069 December 27, 2021
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A Jasper is something that is very obvious.
"Why are they punting on 4th down?" asked Fred, "That's a jasper," said Tom.
by falconclone October 11, 2007
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Man 1: oh shit jasper is here
Man 2:run!!!
by Chubbryhamster October 16, 2017
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