The one man who can deal with everything. The biggest cojones in town. Be careful when asking Jan Willem for help. He will help you. Oh god, he will. He will be on it like a motherfucker. But his brilliance will shatter your own confidence forever. Relentlessly sexy, he could charm the birds out of a tree and the pants out of a nun.
Also, he is probably your real father.
Also, he is probably your real father.
Luke: He told me enough! He told me YOU killed him.
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
Vader: No, I am your father
Luke: Jan Willem? ben jij dat?
by guacamollen May 16, 2018
is a term historically used to denote persons considered to be of Negroid heritage. The term can be construed as offensive, inoffensive, or completely neutral, largely depending on the region and/or country where it is used. It has various equivalents in other languages of Europe. From the latest United States census figures, approximately 36,000 Americans identify their ethnicity as "jan kai".
by Oluwase March 27, 2019
A ship of two boys who are in the band United Vibe.
Combination of the names Jack Tisdall and Jon Guelas.
The ship is created by @jantislas on Instagram.
Combination of the names Jack Tisdall and Jon Guelas.
The ship is created by @jantislas on Instagram.
by laughinlikeniall October 31, 2018
by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021
Accepted as a colloquial for the first person to fall asleep or leave at a social event
Synonyms: Bitch out, punk out, geek out, pass out.
Synonyms: Bitch out, punk out, geek out, pass out.
Did you see that guy Janning out at 10:30 last night?
John- "Hey man, where's Bill? He invited me over here fifteen minutes ago..."
Bob - "Oh, he's Janning out in the tub."
John- "Hey man, where's Bill? He invited me over here fifteen minutes ago..."
Bob - "Oh, he's Janning out in the tub."
by Basil of Baker Street January 10, 2011
On jan 7 *makes eye contact* SLAP