death jab

The covid 19 shot that American's are being forced to get or loose their job.

There's a reason why a lot of EMS. POLICE , NURSES and FIRE FIGHTERS (front line workers) don't want the death jab. Maybe it raises a lot of concern because their seeing adverse reactions as well as people in their 40's and 50's dying after they get the shot. Most already have natural immunity because they have had covid.

by jimmybomm November 14, 2021

Happy Jab

Intentionally poking someone with an erect penis.

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Phone Jab

A jab with a phone

Hi Penny
Hey Dave
You okay?
Yeah, you?
PHONE JAB!!!
ow.

by DaveEggo February 14, 2012

jab in the whiskers

The act of coitus with a young hottie is sometimes referred to this way.

"That Cindy finally let me give her a jab in the whiskers. It was heavenly."

by running out of patience April 5, 2008

Ram Jabbing

The sexual act of violently shoving your penis inside of the vagina

Have you ever tried Ram Jabbing? It is so fun but it is almost like an exercise. Try it some time.

by retardomilos May 17, 2021

jab fab

When you try to fix something with what’s laying around. Take a jab at fabricating something to fix a problem that does or doesn’t exist

It doesn’t look right because it was jab fab

by yakism November 13, 2018

jab the turtle

The best rapper on the planet as of now

I love jab the turtle

by Oxford dictionary co March 24, 2017