James Dave Bond

James Bond's middle name. Mentioned in the fourth book, it was originally going to be written as James "Humphrey" Bond. However, after careful discussion with the editors, Sir Ian Flemming stated the following "I'd rather name him dogshit" so he settles for Dave as the middle name. He found inspiration from a homosexual, homeless man who lived next door to him in his youth. His name was also Dave. Hence the subcontext that James "Dave" Bond was also a vary gay individual who never fully excepted his sexuality and acted out in perversion with women in an attempt to cover this fact up.

Chris: Guys! Guess what!
Luke/Liam: what?
Chris: Jame's Bond's full name is James Dave Bond and he's gay! I'm so happy that I have someone I can relate to!!!
Luke: dude...your middle name's Martin.
Liam: at least the gay part's right
Chris: darn toodily-doo!!! :D

by DiesIrae92 January 2, 2012

James Bond Love

Intimacy to experience beauty!

Mark Memoly & Chelsea Handler have a James Bond Love.

by Cookie Leslie September 19, 2012

James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)

My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!

by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017

to James-Bond

Occurs when caught in a bad situation, any act that causes the situation to get so bad that everyone is impacted and on even ground.

I was caught by the enemies so I decided to James-Bond it by shooting at a bunch of propane tanks.

by mokijn August 13, 2021

James Bond

The act of sliding ones penis into a women wherever one pleases in a quick very unoticable fashion.

"Yo bro my girlfriend was wearing spanks and laying down and I could see her pussy. Thought about giving her the ole James Bonds."

"I wanna James Bond the fuck out of that girls pussy."

"I was fuckin my girl and then I james bonded into her ass real quick."

by James Barley December 25, 2013

James Bond

There seems to be a description of what James Bond should/has to look like, without much room for imagination. Why hasn't there been a fat James Bond, a black James Bond, or a gay James Bond? They limit James Bond to one kind of guy in the movies. Even a female posing as James Bond, or as a leading role without the name James Bond. Give them the hall pass and take away the taboo. That way not every black guy grows up wanting to be the Bond villain.

The Bond villain was converted to good and suddenly he didn't want to kill anybody after that. Would it be a good thing or a bad thing for the next James Bond?

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

James Bonding

When two men use a double sided dildo named James. It then becomes a bonding experience

Hey Dave I haven’t seen you in a while, want to hang out this weekend? We can do some James Bonding!

by BootyFinga December 12, 2024