jp

THE BIGGEST SIMP OF ALL

person1: is that jp
person2: no thats our simp lord

by ifurreadingugay April 15, 2020

jp

Acronym for junior partier. It is used to describe someone who is not down for a party or fun time. Someone who will not partake in fun events, drink more beer, etc.

"Hey James, you want to see who will have a longer keg stand?"-Mike
"Naw dude"-James
"Dude, don't be such a jp."-Mike
"Fine, let's do it"-James

by Zack Schmitt May 15, 2008

JP

a fuked up son of a bitch who is impatient and lieks to masturbate when nobody is around. he thinks to be straight when deep down inside he like to swallow semen JP is usually asian name that is an annoying douchebag and likes to bother people when they need to finish important stuff.

wow that dude is such a JP

by jackbean69696969696969 June 17, 2009

JP

1.One who likes to smell the same sexes anus, and likes to masterbate with small mellons. 2. love to be shitted and or play with his/her own shit. 3.!! gets off to animals breading.

Man, I caught Jeremy JPing again this morning.

by little brother!!! February 25, 2008

JPS

Acronym for Jewish Positioning System.

Used to describe a Jewish person with extraordinary urban directional skills.

A JPS is highly skilled in reading street maps, street signs, bus transfer maps, and tour guides.

if we didn't have Isaac, our JPS, we never would have gotten where we needed to go.

by Action Steve June 3, 2006

JP

Jiggly Phat

man that JP is hanging

by jiGglaY phAt December 9, 2003

JP

Japanese Police. Used extensively by U.S. service members stationed in Japan.

We need to hurry and get the fuck out of here before the JP's come!

by Brian_0847 October 31, 2007