Jona Weinhofen 

a rabbit looking vegan who loves to force veganism on people, he still isn't over being kicked out of bmth and he is obsessed with a documentary about cows.

"Oh look, that persons trying to force veganism on everyone! He said the word would die if we didn't become vegans"
"Ah! That must be Jona Weinhofen"

Jona Weinhofen by Janoskiaaaaannnnnsssator January 15, 2016

jona and the whale 

When a male inserts his erect penis into the mouth of another and then cums in the asshole of the same person. Then that person farts the semen out of the asshole so it looks like a blowhole.

Jane an Bob went home after a couple of drinks and performed, Jona and the Whale.

jona and the whale by Jona Smiths September 30, 2006

Jona-Tart 

a personality type that is obsessed with the jonas brothers ie: me. a made up flavour of pop-tarts. just for clarifacation i Taylor Nesseth made this word up and its mine.

"my nickname is pop-tart. omg im a jona-tart. the new flavour of pop-tarts. CRAZY GOOD"!

Jona-Tart by Taylor Nesseth October 10, 2008

jona jona 

a boy, who eats a lot, but is still skinny, and i mean eats A LOt but is still waist on thinna. he also is kinda a bully, but can be nice. is a nerd, not smart just a anime nerd. don’t forget he is a try hard in minecraft. and his full name is jonathan

“hi jona jona” “i’m going to use your snake as a whip” “i’ll throw your hamster at a wall”

jona jona by lil_miss_steak March 17, 2021

jona'e 

Jona'e is THE BEST girl in the entire world! She's super pretty, very sweet! She's extremely funny, and knows all the right things to say. Even if she's thousands of miles away, she knows how to make you smile, with a simple text. When you see her, she brightens up your day. She loves to play video games! If you ever met a Jona'e, you can't help but love her! One look into her eyes, and you're under her spell. So if you know one, your very lucky!

"Woah, she's so cool. What's her name?"

"Jona'e!"

jona'e by jjluvsssuu1 May 24, 2024

nenos jona 

An assyrian who was born in iraq and moved to england at a young age. Usually owns a 106 or corsa.

"Hey look at that nenos jona in that corsa"

nenos jona by number 111 June 3, 2009

Winking Jona 

Winking Jona is a perverted boy who just has to wink to get all the pussies and asses he wants. He also enters your soul when he winks at you and destroys your innocent virgin life. Be aware!

Girl 1: Tonight I met a Winking Jona!He winked at me constantly!
Girl 2: OMG! Did you guys have anal sex afterwards? That's what a Winking Jona does to you!

Winking Jona by samxmonster May 20, 2016