John Cena

ONE of the hottest wrestlers in WWE. Its obvious that his "whiteboy rapper character is fake" He's just a good actor.His lyrics are sadly horrible.Ladies,Try to imagine looking straight in to his eyes and be serious.Its hard not to smile isn't it?!

Would you just watch WWE Raw just to see him?!
OMG John Cenas finally on YES!!!
by Jacci June 29, 2006
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The Act of Disappearing or leaving a social event unnoticed,or Facebook chat or in-boxing session without saying bye.
(You cant see me)
Dude,what the hell happened last night?you did a John Cena on me on facebook,what the Hell?

Guys,we need to Make a John Cena Escape from this Party.
by MaddoxMoose October 17, 2011
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John Cena is so hot i want to bang him every day.
by Banggirl500 June 13, 2005
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The hottest guy in WWE RAW!!! With a KICK ASS comeback at the Royal Rumble!!!
Let's go watch WWE RAW. Lets Watch John Cena Kick Some A$$!
by WWEHottie February 14, 2008
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John Cena

The awesomest WWE superstar who can 5-Knuckle Shuffle and Attitude Adjustment (or AA) anyone and can ruin lives for you if you mess w/ him. By the way, Miz, You're......STUPID & U SUCK! Randy Orton'll RKO u and you'll be hurtin' then he'll punt u! and Dolph Ziggler, UR NOT ALL THAT! And Vickie is so ugly! What do u see in her?!? If it wasn't for CM Sucks & the Nexus, U would be dropped on ur ass and AA'd!
I saw John Cena whoop Dolph Ziggler so bad.
by Ucan'tCme123456789 January 01, 2011
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When having sex with a woman, you pull out and stick it in her ass, hook her ankle and pull it up to her waist, then chokehold her while shouting "SUBMIT!" while she screams.

(If she taps out you then run around the room making crowd noises and imitating John Cena's theme song)

I'm so sorry John Cena.
I know I'm going to hell.
by Johnny Blaze -v- November 16, 2015
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