A food dish, which is usually consumed when a person is so hammered and hungry that is seems like a good idea. Consists of a cold can of New England clam chowder with pieces of jerky added for extra flavor. Jerky chowder should appropriately be eaten with a plastic spoon or some other rudimentary tool and the jerky should be stolen from a local convenient store and smuggled out in your pants.
Dude. We were so hammered last night....
Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.
No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
Yeah man do you remember eating that cold can of chowder? You added jerky to it and it was friggin delicious. Jerky Chowder.
No I don't remember that at all. Just another night in Key West I suppose.
by Love Bandit 45 September 20, 2010
(noun)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
Jerky curtains are the cross between beef curtains and beef jerky
they are when someone with beef curtains goes swimming in the sea, then goes sunbathing. thereby salting and drying the beef curtains to make jerky curtains.
much like beef jerky, (a tasty salted and dried beef snack)
bro she's got jerky curtains, that shit must be like sandpaper
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
shes obviously been too long in the bed, then on the beach, shes got jerky curtains
by akmeid April 10, 2010
A dried booger found stuck to the underside of the table or the arm of a chair in a public seating area or any other obscure area where a booger would be covertly wiped.
by Raven - Fairbanks AK. March 04, 2010
The Jerky Boys; A snapperhead or rubberneck, one who make prank phone calls, one who jerks alot, a idiot, one does things without thinking
by vr5ken July 21, 2006
by chosenone November 03, 2007
by Powpowjanet June 23, 2019
Your breath smells like fart jerky.
by TheInfamous1 January 12, 2016