Jason

The man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. People who don't know him are easy captivated by him. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you instead challenges you to be a better person. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky woman

Ann-Who is that guy?
Joe- That is Jason.
Ann- I want to be his gf.

by Swtksss October 13, 2013

Jason Statham

Tyler Joseph's pet cheetah.

"Tyler what's that in your basement?"
'Oh just my pet cheetah, I named him Jason Statham."
"Why Tyler... Why?"

by My pet cheetah Jason Statham November 7, 2018

Jason Waterfalls

The first line of the chorus to a popular TLC song according to most milenials...

"Don't go Jason Waterfalls.. Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to."

"You're singing it wrong bb! Those aren't the lyrics!"

"Idc.. Not just about this, Idc about anything..."

by JonathanTaylorThomasBrothel July 15, 2016

jason bourne

The most badass amnesiac ex-agent you'll ever meet. Can dodge 20 cops, kill you 3 times (yes, 3 times), give your girl multiple orgasms, and stick it to em apple lovers, all at the same time.

Some dude: "You really don't remember do you?"
Jason Bourne: "WTF like for the 20th time, no!"

by leviosa August 13, 2007

Jasonism

The religion of all religions. Jasonism includes all religions within it's hold. Everyone is a follower of Jasonsim. If you believe in something, you're a follower, simple as that. It is named after it's great creator, "Jason"

"Hey, what do you believe in?"
"Nothing"
"You are a follower of Jasonism; you believe in the concept of nothing"

I am a follower of Jasonism.

by aaaaayum (Jason) December 17, 2008

Jason Ellis

Born in Australia on October 11, 1971, Jason Ellis is a radio host on XM 48 Sirius 28 Faction from 3-7PM Eastern. He is also a pro skateboarder, MMA fighter, Actor, and the lead singer of the band Taintstick. His nicknames include Young Wing, The Future, Six Pounds Soft and many others.

"Hi, I'm Jason Ellis... get these balls!"

by Steve Mazzagatti February 10, 2009

Freddy Vs. Jason

Huge ass showdown with Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees. One of 2003's best movies. Also an A+ horror movie.

John: Hey, bob that movie was mofoing scary
Bob: Don't remind me im still peeing in my pants
Jon:ewwww

by AOJ May 13, 2005