Jalapeño

Someone who is Half Japanese and Half Filipino.

Wow, your friend is half Japanese and half Filipino? That makes him a Jalapeño :)

by Duc Truong June 21, 2008

Jalapeno Wink

This is when a Mexican dude drinks a lot of tequila, pisses in your eye, and it stings like a jalapeno.

I'm fucking give you a jalapeno wink if you don't chill that shit out.

by Simply February 9, 2005

jalepeno

A really hot ass pepper, eaten by hot ass people!

Wow, look at the jalepeno!

by crazy cheryl January 18, 2009

Jalapeno Bagel

A person of Puerto Rican and Jewish descent.

Kelly Greenberg is a spicy little Jalapeno Bagel.

by G Money July 2, 2004

jalepeno ass

The burning sensation in your lower intestines, butthole and crack upon defecation that feels like an actual jalepeno exiting the body. This typically follows a spicy meal that probably contained jalepenos.

Also See Explosive Diarrhea

After eating at Taco Bell, Doug suffered for 3 days from jalepeno ass.

by Capt Craptacular September 28, 2006

Jalapenous

To describe something as being really hot, referring to the chilli jalapeno pepper. Those who are described as being jalapenous must and will be pooned by all those who choose to acknowledge their jalapenicity.

A: My gawd you are jalapenous...wanna fuck?
B: Why thank you....yes i do want to fuck

by Will Scott...u noe it June 2, 2006

jalapeño corn dog

When a guy poors salsa all over his dick and shoves it in a girls vagina. The girls vagina is filled with canned corn and when the salsa covered dick is inserted, it becomes a jalapeno corn dog.

"Bro she's hot, hot enough to get a jalapeño corn dog."

by moneymoneydawg June 29, 2016