by notarealperson111 December 30, 2020
Get the Italymug. by Stinky_slag.xoxo September 2, 2021
Get the Italymug. italy a nice buetifull place with a plentyfull amount of people(some area's overcrouded) with an ok tv transmission(you need to be 30 and drunk to understand) and fantastic views of Greece this grand people didnt invent much(that Greeks did'nt already invent)but they sure as hell had good painters and sculpters(they like to touch things)only bad side of italy is they took wat Greece had and made it bigger only cuz they wer 500 years after Greece
(italian)Chris:hey vasili
vasili: f*ck off ya yobo
chris:yobo's are from australia not italy
vasili:ok now shutup
vasili: f*ck off ya yobo
chris:yobo's are from australia not italy
vasili:ok now shutup
by johny f00l May 27, 2006
Get the italymug. Italy was the start of civilization in europe, including greece of course. its desendants came from egypt that moved through the mediteranian. after many centuries it became the most powerful 'province' in europe, and rome became the center of christianity. after, it was defeated by the germanic or teuton clan wich is now called germany.
even though its brilliant location and fascinating land marks, and very brave ancestors, italy's population turned into a foul and horrible race that are scared of people around them, so they try to kill them, but they usually dont exceed. in the first world war, italy joined germany and the austro-hungarian side, they started to lose and they join ed the antants, they chickened out, in school there they have history up till before the first world war, and they finish, in the second world war they also joined germany since they wer winning, then they attacked albania, and they needed help from germany, useless. and then when the allies atacked italy on their ground they chickened out n threw mussolini out of the country. lame. they may have pasta(which was actually found in china first), pizza(the food of poor carthaginians who lived on sardinia), i dont mean to be racist or stereotype, but please, italy... nothing to see here!
even though its brilliant location and fascinating land marks, and very brave ancestors, italy's population turned into a foul and horrible race that are scared of people around them, so they try to kill them, but they usually dont exceed. in the first world war, italy joined germany and the austro-hungarian side, they started to lose and they join ed the antants, they chickened out, in school there they have history up till before the first world war, and they finish, in the second world war they also joined germany since they wer winning, then they attacked albania, and they needed help from germany, useless. and then when the allies atacked italy on their ground they chickened out n threw mussolini out of the country. lame. they may have pasta(which was actually found in china first), pizza(the food of poor carthaginians who lived on sardinia), i dont mean to be racist or stereotype, but please, italy... nothing to see here!
1:oh dear god! theres two-hundred italian military comin to our house!
2: get the stick, the cowards 'll be running in seconds!!
2: get the stick, the cowards 'll be running in seconds!!
by MCsoy March 31, 2005
Get the italymug. 
When you sit on a girls face and her nose is in the asshole, balls are in the mouth, and she’s stroking you off. Thus, giving you a little “taste” of everything.
by Hurley crew October 4, 2021
Get the Tour of Italymug. “Ho wo wo it’s the dance of Italy!”
by Dark._.cryptid November 22, 2020
Get the Dance of Italymug.