Artificial Allergies

when a person dislikes a certain food or drink they just say they allergic to it. Also known as type AA

I can’t eat apple or have apple juice because I have Artificial Allergies, AA.

by CaprisunJuicciee March 16, 2022

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Diamond Allergy

When your fiance or wife gains a a ton of weight after getting engagment ring or wedding band.

"man I dodged the bullet on that one, we got engaged and she blew up like a blimp. Talk about a diamond allergy. Imagine if we got married."

by The Hound Dog September 16, 2020

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Mold Allergy

A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.

"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."

by LiveXAndXLearn January 19, 2012

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