Irrationalite

A term coined to describe gullible people who buy into propaganda over valid data. It can be used as a general insult that transcends gender, race, cultures, nationalities, politics and religion.

"That fucking irrationalite."
"Kay is such an irrationalite."
"Can you believe that irrationalite? Did he seriously just say he is pro life?"
"Amanda is such a douchebag irrationalite."

by Nov666 January 5, 2017

irritating

People who make posts on messageboards that only consist of a hyperlink and/or smiley.

Luce is irritating.

by London Grunge Scene January 6, 2004

Irrational Rationalization

"Irrational Rationalization", or "IR", is a commonplace, non-communicable infection of cranial cognition. People whom are exposed to this infection display a number of degraded brain cells, deprivation of motor skills, and failure to comprehend logic. "IR" is displayed when one, online, debates a fairly irrelevant point to an other. Hence the name, rationalization shown by the person infected is at a very low layer of mentality. For example, when the person debates about a sort of social media plot, the host will use derogatory language, such as, "faggot", a slang term created by humans because why not. Hosts also show many usages of deus ex machina, cutting into the other conflicts of people. One more way people exhibit "IR" is by collapsing on their own statements. This is a more widespread way of IR, utilized mostly on social media sites.
"IR" has no specific cure. However, "IR" is usually prevented by:
- Thinking more frequently
- Reading a book instead of performing inane stunts for publicity
- Avoiding putting gelid objects on your head
Psychotherapy sessions may be available for diagnosing "IR", although that is very unlikely.

Person A.: "lel your just jelous because your not smart #hashtagsaresoimportant"
Person B.: "According to this, you're jealous of me for having an advanced education in English. Irrational rationalization's bad."
Person C.: "I agree, Person A should take a diagnosis for the IR infection."

by Ninja of Logic August 21, 2014

Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation

Another name for the Canon in D, thusly called for being outrageously played out, and because of all the people who call it their favorite classical piece because it's the only one they know. Used especially among cellists.

Not ANOTHER request for Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation! If we have to play it one more time I'm going to gauge my eye out with this bow I hold in my hand.

by Gigglygoo January 6, 2010

Anal Irritation

The term used to describe the itching of the anus at night, due to threadworms. Whilst sleeping your body automatically scratches the irritation but it only gets eggs under your nails to produce more thread worms and gives you a nasty smelling hand.

"Dude, I have a proper bad case of anal irritation. I need to get checked out."

by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009

Irritatin' Tug 'n' Pull

When your woman would rather jerk you off than sleep with you because she is irritated as fuck.

Bitch was so pissy last night, all I could get out of her was the irritatin' tug 'n' pull.

by zombunny November 5, 2010

irrigational

When someone is deliberately irritating/winding someone up with the intention of causing an argument

Constantly talking during a film

Ged- Guess who she is married to/ Is divorced from/Has split up with/weren't they in that film bla bla bla? Etc...
Jane- I don't care, I have told you before-no talking during film and especially the dialogue- you're so bloody annoying!
Ged- Oh come on I know you love trivia-after all you are a woman!
Jane-Shut the f.... up and stop being so irrigational!

by Aquarius2010 June 28, 2010