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(gregorian chanting)
the infinite job

“An infinite job of passion can be contained in one minute, like a crowd in a small space.”

― Gustave Flaubert
“The more you approach the infinite job, the deeper you penetrate terror”

― Gustave Flaubert's: The Eternal Job
by jobfromthebiblelol January 1, 2012
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Halo Infinite

The best recent mainline Halo other than mcc
Chad 1: let’s play some Halo Infinite

Chad 2: hell yeah
Chad 3: they gotta fix store though
by Eyemem January 6, 2022
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infinite fail

The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
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Infinitism

noun.

Name of the Philosophy created in 1987 by Jean-Pierre Ady Fenyo, which is based on the concept of infinity. Also known as Infinite Realism. As a philosophy it can be compared to Dualism as espoused by Baruch Spinoza.
"The only problem with this Infinitism of yours is that there is no end to it!" - Larry Alamo

"The most important thought is Infinity! And one who understand that has the ability to understand the philosophy of Infinitism." - J.P. Fenyo, Philosopher
by Nymdopseu March 4, 2010
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Infinitube

Word used to describe the One Man Army/Danger Close/Grenade launcher kit in Modern Warfare 2. Also can be used as Infinituber to describe the person using the kit.
Player 1: Check out my new infinitube class man, got me 3 nukes yesterday
Player 2: Infinitubers like you ruin the game dude.
by Saber Vamp April 5, 2010
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Infinite Troll

A situation in which two trolls accidentally troll each other resulting in an everlasting face off where there is no clear troll and trollee. Even when it is conceded that an 'Infinite Troll' has occurred, often the trolls will still troll each other arguing over who realised the other was a troll first. It can become quite dangerous at times and has even been outlawed in some countries. All of which don't exist.

Can often be referred to as a 'Troll paradox'.
Post entitled 'Infinite Troll' deleted due to troll censorship. We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused.
by evergar September 11, 2011
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Infinite P

Used as a slap bet and stands for Infinte Percent. If someone says "Infinte P" that something did or will happen and it doesn't or didn't happen, the person that the bet was made against gets to slap the person that made the bet.
Friend: "I Infinite P you won't fuck that girl."
Other friend: "If I do, I get to slap you."
by Kodak Zach June 15, 2016
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