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Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*
Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*
by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018
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Russian (dis)information

When the facts don't correspond to your warped version of reality
To a person who believes the earth is flat, the simple stubborn fact that the earth is indeed round, that's Russian (dis)information. Also when you want to disagree w someone just label everything they say as Russian (dis)information!
by Sexydimma March 21, 2022
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infopause n. (information + pause)

staying away from computers, newspapers and other sources of information in order to recover from informational stress.
The infopause may take from several minutes to several months, depending on the gravity of the initial affliction.

Every business should introduce at least two five-minute infopauses during the working day. All computers and all lights are off. This will refresh employees' ability to process new information.
by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003
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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.
Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023
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Information Hoare

Someone who seeks information for information sake, for processing, manipulation, storage, reporting, simply to ensure that it is available when asked for (or simply to claim to have it, useful or otherwise). Named after Tony Hoare, was a pioneer in programming and data processing (he created the Quicksort algorithm).
SysAdmin: Which logs do you need from my servers?
SecDude: All of them
SysAdmin: You don't need *all* of them, do you?
SecDude: I might . . .
SysAdmin: You're such an information hoare.
by CryptoKnight November 3, 2011
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infatuation

All-encompassing, gut-wrenching, soul-draining activity that only requires the active involvement of one individual: the obsessor. A second individual is required for the peripheral need of providing the obsessor with an object of needless, unappreciated, possibly unwanted, often unwarranted affection. The second invididual may or may not be aware of his/her peripheral involvement, and may or may not be willing to be peripherally involved: the object's awareness and/or willingness of being an object of desire is of no consequence to the obsessor.
The innocent girl lost her sensibility due to her infatuation with the nice boy, who was in constant denial of the entire situation.
by X.25 May 30, 2006
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Low Information Voter

Uninformed people who vote, even though they have no idea whats going on in politics.
Jake is a low information voter. He went to the polling office without even knowing who the candidates are.
by Awkward Hamster February 27, 2013
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