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Higher Information Systems

Commonly believed amongst computer nerds to be an ACTUAL subject ...

Boy .. they were wrong.

So what is an information system?

It is a fancy name for a database, most commonly found in the Yellow Pages.

Fortunetly for the natives of Scotland, their examination authority offer qualifications in the subject on a normal and higher level.

One more step towards an education system made up of simple, skivvy subjects.
Most people believe that ghosts are examples of Higher Information Systems, thus non existant.

Like MI6 and Jesus.
by Michaelmunch January 12, 2009
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Free Information

A term derived from frequently seen street signs outside of adult clubs in urban Japan referring to things with explicit content especially of a sexual nature.
That movie had a little too much free information for my mum to handle.
by Kukukuchu March 12, 2009
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low information syndrome

Low Information Syndrome inflicts its victims with a deep conviction that one does not need to be educated on topics that pertain to their lives. The inflicted person than chooses ignorance as an excuse to feel entitled to have everything for free.
Low Information syndrome really kept Shantytown from realizing its true potential.
by Observer/Witness/Story-keeper November 18, 2017
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interesting information

A moment is 0 seconds long. I know thats a very long time I cant even wait for it.

54% of Americans fold toilet paper neatly, 35% wad it. The other 11% are using their hands to wipe their ass.

More people use blue toothbrushes than red ones. How many people use yellow ones is unknown.
You cant post a new word without leaving this shit blank

You cant post this shit without filling in the word which is for me interesting information
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Informating

Otherwise known as Info-mating, the activity of so-called Sapiosexuals.
Oh, look at those two sapiosexuals informating over there - They should definitely get a room!

Thank you for informating me - I would have never guessed - What a splendid observation!
by fairypsychotic December 8, 2018
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ASSymetrical Information

(Noun)When a member of the opposite sex believes sexual activity is about to occur when you actually know it is not an option.

This definition was born first year of MBA school w/ my friend and I after I had a few movie watching nights with a guy.
I dont know where he got that ASSymetrical information from but I had to end the movie then.
by Mamta March 1, 2005
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Sharing scientific information

A euphemism for indulging in homosexual sex on the sly.

Extra points if you're also an anti-gay advocate.
Twice as many extra if you additionally are using the services of a Rentboy
Named in reference to George Alan Rekers (an anti-gay minister) reasons for taking a rentboy on tour with him:
"If you talk with my travel assistant that the story called "Lucien," you will find I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse, and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail."
by Oneiric May 6, 2010
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