omni-inappropriate

adj. A word or phrase that should never be used, regardless of circumstances.

The opposite of omnipropriate, a word or phrase that is appropriate for use in all situations.

Brian: I really wish I could waffle stomp while reading Twilight. That would be so much fun.

Bobby: Why would anyone want to do that? That is the most omni-inappropriate thing I have ever heard.

by Rudder has a tiny dudder May 30, 2010

appropriately inappropriate

When something is just as appropriate and inappropriate at the same time.

Kissing in the dressing rooms at the local tailor is just appropriately inappropriate

by Wrangler17 February 23, 2021

The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.

Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.

by David Kahn December 2, 2007

Inappropriate Phonetics

The use of an alternative phonetic alphabet, by those not having a grasp of the correct substitutions, using inappropriate words. These words usually being rude, crass or parts of the anatomy. The best time one should opt to use Inappropriate Phonetics would be when communicating by poor phone connection to a faceless call centre.

Yes I confirm my forename is John, that is Jism-Orgasm-Horny-Nuts, and my surname is Smith, that is Scrotum-Muff-Idiot-Twat-Hard.... Oh, you say you don't appreciate my inappropriate phonetics - how about we revert to the english alphabet and you could listen more carefully...

by normanstanleyfletcher June 8, 2015

Mr. Inappropriate

An individual at your office who has the uncanny ability to find sexual undertones in any comment and upon doing so giggles uncontrollably.

Did you hear GT laughing when we were talking about hotel beds and I said I like them when they're hard? He is so Mr. Inappropriate!

by ICG July 1, 2009

inappropriate yodelling

when germans have sex and this is what you hear from the bedroom

inappropriate yodelling

by kachowskiiii June 19, 2019

inappropriate giraffe

A hand motion that is used in a situation when someone has made a comment inappropriate to the setting or conversation. Its usage is similar to awkward turtle, and it is comprised of a hand raised so that the elbow, shoulder and wrist form 90 degree angles and the palm faces downward.

In a classroom:
Person 1: There are a lot of homosexuals there.
Person 2: Um...
Person 3 raises hand to make the inappropriate giraffe.

In a conversation:
Person 1 makes a lewd comment or gesture.
Person 2 makes inappropriate giraffe.

by Steven C. Wood December 25, 2008