New and Improved

An american adverising term invented some time dring the course of television history.

Now widely regarded with contempt for the utterly intelligence insulting nonsensical term it is.

"New and improved Whammo juice!!! A refreshing carboanted drink that doubles as an industrial cleaning agent!!!"

"Wait... how can it be new AND improved? You can't improve on something new, since to improve something implies revising something exisiting..."

by EducatedChav June 17, 2009

Improperganda

Willfully misrepresenting information for political gain.

Fox News Channel engaged in improperganda when it labeled Mark Foley as "(D-FL)" during its newscast covering the scandal; he's a Republican, not a Democrat!

by Vlad the Impaler October 4, 2006

improper fraction

A woman who has big breasts and no ass. A woman who is large at the top and small at the bottom.

"You have 36DDs and you wear a size 4 with no ass. You are an improper fraction"

by TUNE15 September 13, 2006

How to improve Rizz

1. Be 5’11 or taller

2. Pick-up lines: have a good pick up line to get the female(s) interested

This dude has zero Rizz
Rizz means game/ ability to pull hot chicks

How to improve Rizz

by Frostyfam June 27, 2022

improvment deterioration

Used for when people try to improve something but actually make it worse overall.

This is translated from the original German word : Verschlimmbesserung

Company X is suffering improvment deterioration

by FaZe Optic Jevshot January 21, 2021

improvised trolling device

a pipe bomb or other homemade explosive.

Alex put an improvised trolling device in James's mailbox after he threw the comp match.

by AllIsernamesTkn January 25, 2022

Remove Improve

When you remove recent activity, photo tags or anything on your Facebook profile's newsfeed that you don't want anyone to see.

Shit, I don't want anyone to see I wrote on Steve's wall, that kids a loser, better do a remove improve.

by SMODCASTRULES October 20, 2009