by Arminkshipper August 9, 2024
Get the impressmug. Hym "But I guess we can just pretend! OK, so pretend I'm actively raping and drooling down the throat of a 17 year old girl and then pretend I'm high on heroin 'OI! LOOK AH MEH! OIM RUSHOL BRAND!' What do you think? I think that's a pretty good impression if I do say so myself."
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
Get the Impressionmug. A person or thing, or message, that impresses; specifically: an agent that increases an emotional response, whether based on circumstances or induced by others who under the influence of the same or similar circumstances, that leads to an alternative reality or an instinctive desire to lie to others about who or what you really are; messages sent by a person to others for the purpose of impressing them about themselves, whether the information contained in the messages is true or false, and regardless of the medium used.
I just watched a reality TV show and the behavior of those in the show resulted in impressants bombarding me to the point that I became a habitual liar about who I am.
by Ineedafinancialaidadvisor July 22, 2017
Get the impressantmug. Jim went manic impressive on me. Was tempted to whack him but decided it wasn’t worth it and walked away.
by nbender April 11, 2019
Get the manic impressivemug. When you see somebody on a pictures only and judge the person attitude/character, though you never met her/him in real life.
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Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.
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Judge people without knowing them with only a picture of them.
Johnny : Hey man, look at this girl. What an ugly cow, geez. I bet she is a real pain in as a gf
Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!
Peter : What? That's is Janine, my cousin. She is a nice person. You and your worthless picture impressions!
by sal4 June 8, 2010
Get the picture impressionmug. A game on Roblox where you have 6 minutes to make an outfit based on the theme and when the 6 minutes are up you go on the runway and vote people's outfits from 1 to 5 stars. The player with the most stars wins. If you have 150,000 stars in total, you get the fashion goddess rank.
by Dreamia May 1, 2025
Get the Dress To Impressmug. A degenerate bonding ritual where one friend slaps the other full across the face—hard enough to knock the dignity loose—and growls, “Do your best mongoose impression.” The victim, now trembling and shame-charged, contorts their body like a hairless ferret having a nervous breakdown in a sock drawer. Bonus points if they hiss, writhe, or emit a sound somewhere between a squeal and a suppressed moan.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
Usually carries a deeply uncomfortable sexual undertone—like someone dared Gollum to seduce a Subway sandwich artist. Equal parts frail, twitchy, and submissively eager, the mongoose impression is less of an act and more of a descent into greased-up, wide-eyed desperation.
"We're at Olive Garden, right? Outta nowhere, Jake slaps Trevor so hard his breadstick flies across the booth, then whispers, ‘Do your best mongoose impression.’ Trevor locks eyes with the waiter, arches his back, and starts chittering like a horny squirrel in heat. They comped our meal out of fear."
by Floyd11 June 20, 2025
Get the Mongoose impressionmug.