Irritated

A state of being at which you are ready to punch the next person who fucks with you in the face.

Person 1: Bitch don't fuck with me right now, I'm so irritated.

Person 2: Those are women's jeans.
Person 1: Square up bud.

by Anon.myous November 8, 2016

irrational hatred

An uncompromising and severe dislike maintained by an individual that is incomprehensible even to the one who maintains it.

Individual One: "Hey did you see that Clay Aiken is having his own Christmas special. That’s going to suck."
Jim: "I f-ing hate Clay Aiken!"
Individual One: "Yeah he sucks, but whatever lots of people seem to like his music."
Jim: "No. I f-ing hate Clay Aiken!!! Just look at his picture, he's so...aha!! I f-ing HATE him!!!"
Individual One: "Ok Jim calm down. I mean you don't even know the guy. Maybe its just an act he puts on to sell music."
Jim: "No you can just tell, he sucks. He would suck even if he wasn’t famous. I HATE that guy, just look at him. Look at him, aha...I HATE Clay Aiken!!!"
Individual One: "Wow, what about Clay pisses you off so much?"
Jim: "Just look at him...I f-ing HATE CLAY AIKEN!!!!"

by jlc February 25, 2005

Irrumator

A man who forces someone to give him oral sex. Comes from Catullus, the best of ancient Roman poets, who uses this word to describe a government official in poem 10.

Stay away from John; he's such an irrumator. Last time Susan slept with him, she could hardly talk the next day because her throat was so sore.

by Super Sara November 8, 2005

Irrelevant

Not worth anyone's time. Not important

Alyssa is irrelevant to this convo

by Joe Thomas March 6, 2015

irregardless

Used by people who ignorantly mean to say regardless. According to webster, it is a word, but since the prefix "ir" and the suffx "less" both mean "not or with" they cancel each other out, so what you end up with is regard. When you use this to try to say you don't care about something, you end up saying that you do. Of course everyone knows what you mean to say and only a pompous,rude asshole will correct you.

Wife: "Irregardless is not a word, dummy"
Husband: "Kiss my ass bitch! I'm still going to the strip club tonight!"

by Dwayne Boyd September 5, 2005

irresistable

someone that u cant take your eyes off off and you are drawn to and someone who is oober cute

david k is sooooo irresistable! i just cant get enough of him

by courtney h. December 16, 2006

Irritate

1.to make one angry specialy by bitching and not Shuting the fuck up.
2. to be made uncomfrotable becuase of a rash thats itchy because your dirty.

Example 1.
dude 1. wtf is wrong with jerry?
dude 2. he is angry cuase his boss irritated the fuck out of him earlier.
Example 2.
chick 1. like what are you doing?
Chick 2. i like have this rash thats irritating me and.
Chick 1. like ewwww you have aids.

by Sahara Desert December 21, 2008