Schrödinger's Instigator

A guy who instigates arguments and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Beware of Aaron, he's a known Schrödinger's Instigator! He'll bait you into arguing about wheels and doors.

by saerxm June 19, 2022

Cuckhold Instigator

A person the wife/lover is cheating on with.

John Terry was Wayne Bridge's cuckhold instigator back in the day.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Weasel instigator

Dayne edwards...

Did you see that weasel instigator dayne edwards chatting shit

by Lg90 November 30, 2019

The Instigator

The Instigator is the god of reality. He can use many sexy powers and he loves loves loves loves to kill small gay noobs called Eyes.

Xoxo, Instigator.

The Instigator hates Eyes.

by The Instigator March 3, 2022

Government Supported Private Investigator

A Government Supported Private Investigator means to sneak into a crime base and steal evidence to charge all criminals for their crimes.

You achieved the rank of: Government Supported Private Investigator

by NovumPhoenixDuck September 24, 2020

initiator

One who presents the first action in trying to stimulate an encounter of somewhat physical nature. FOr instance, the man or woman who presents the hand for the reciprocating slap or likewise, the arms to invite an embrace.

She initiated the hug by opening her arms and smiling at me to come forth.

by Noah March 19, 2003

instigate

To start a conflict between other people just so you can watch. Can be between friends, between enemies, or between friends and enemies. Usually involves saying "he said she said you suck!" or some other much more colorful variant. Occasionally falls under the subtle art of interpreting a comment as incorrectly as is plausible.

Drew: "Why do you look so angry, Jordan?"

Akira: "I heard someone say the other day that Jordan doesn't like you, Drew."

Drew: "WHAT!"

Jordan: "Wait, I never said..."

Akira: "...Didn't you wonder where your milkshake went the other day, Jordan? Drew stole it."

Jordan: "WHAT!"

Akira: "That's cuz Drew thinks your haircut is ugly."

Jordan: "Oh really?!!"

Akira: "...And wants to challenge you to a duel."

Drew: "Whoa Akira, why are you trying to instigate?!"

by Silver415 May 4, 2010