IBOS

Intense Beat Off Session!

Sorry Jason, I have to leave early tonight, its IBOS night at my house.

by Mr. VIBOS January 16, 2011

iBone

When an Apple fanboy gets so worked up by looking at his/her glass products and gets a huge raging boner and just can't hold it in anymore. They then proceed to run the streets naked and try to bone people while proclaiming their love to inanimate objects.

Guy: Wow, I've just realised how sexy this iPhone is. Wow, I've got a huge boner, I think I will go and bone someone on the street and shout "I RAMMED MY PENIS INTO THE HOME BUTTON"

Girl: Fuck me, I've got an iBoner after me. Better get the pepper spray out.

by Luke the Great10101010101 September 11, 2012

ibone

n: The physical manifestation of one's arousal when playing with or talking on an iphone.

v: To use an iphone, thus evoking arousal and excitement, usually over iphone apps.

Now that Jay has an iphone, he ibones all the time. It's the apps man...

by Sugatits June 8, 2009

Iboooki

Iboooki also know as emosnake is the hottest dilf in the world, he is hotter then the sun.

hot man: Im soooo hot lol
random man: ok? iboooki is hotter
hot man: nuhuh, iboooki is not hotter
random man: stfu idiot

by poopmaster999 July 8, 2021

ibonics

A linguistic trend involving the use of acronyms, deliberate misspellings, and omitted letters and punctuation, for the purpose of quicker typing and/or texting on any of the various intarwebz. Not to be confused with leetspeak, which requires correct spelling using representational characters.

Troll - "OMG, ur so ghey I pwnd u lollerz!!!1!!!11!!"

Grammar Nazi - "Quit talking in ibonics, scrub..."

by Garble May 1, 2008

iboss

The one thing that stops you from watching porn on computers at school.

Damnit Joe,we cant watch porn beacuse of this IBoss app!

by BigDickJagger May 20, 2014

Ibogaine

A mild hallucinogen used to qwell symptoms of opiate and other drug addictions (ie. heroine, etc.). It is used rarely for methamphetamine,amphetamine and even alcohol addictions.It is used mainly in rehabilitation centers, but is some times used recreationally.

Heroine Addict: "I need some smack!"
Doctor: "NO!"
Heroine Addict: "GIMME! I NEED IT SO BAD!"
Doctor: "Nurse get the ibogaine"
Nurse: "Yes doctor"
-15 Minutes Later-
Heroine Addict: "Ahhhh I feel better now"

by C. Dawson December 16, 2006