Hurling Goalkeeper

A mad individual that is a goalkeeper in the Irish sport hurling they have to stand in a 2.5m x 6m goal while trying to block a sliotar which is about 6cm is diameter with a goalkeeper's hurley which usually has a bas (the flattened, curved end) twice the size of other players' hurleys to block the sliotar. A good strike with a hurley can propel the ball over 150 km/h (93 mp/h) and this individual has to block the sliotar with any part of their body as long as they don’t concede a goal they do all of this whilst wearing the same amount of protection as all of the other players on the field

“That hurling goalkeeper is a mad bastard he saved that penalty”

by oi2in April 18, 2018

fan hurling

being such a big fan of something that you assume others feel the same way

1: “JUSTIN HURWITZ IS HERE”
2: “Who?”
1: “Justin HURWITZ!”
2: “I’m clearly missing something.”
1: “Sorry, fan hurling bad rn”

by pepperluvr48 April 6, 2025

jim hurl

all round fucking legend, rumor has it hes a bag fein on a friday night, surfs at avolon daily

racked some lines with jim hurl

by samthemanhero14 August 16, 2023

Hurl

A word that comes from the old language named slaslinees. It can mean a number of things. For instance when you are hamsega ilsega you can say that you are hurl.

(Sg: Hurl plr: Hurtle)

"Ik ben de hurl"

Hurl= hamsega

by Hurtlelaar March 27, 2019

technicolor hurl

Vomit when you had your fruit loops

hurl vomit blowing chunks
technicolor hurl

by James the man October 3, 2013

Hurl Feces

A saying hip with Gen Z. You use this saying when you're going absolutely apeshit. This has plenty of different uses, but primarily, people say this for comedic purposes. Additionally, you can use this in response to almost about anything.

Person A: Bro, I just killed some kid in an online game!
Person B: Spam in the chat "Hurl feces", I'll join you.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.
Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person B: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Person A: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

Boss: You get your paperwork done for today?
You: HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES. HURL FECES.

by MasunoMenace August 7, 2022

Hurling hero 101

The best YouTube channel

Go subscribe to hurling hero 101 or you won't wake up in the morning

by Not bent October 28, 2021