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hoser

Someone who hasnt made it to Poser stage yet. . . See the Sk8r definition of Poser
Your a F#^@$% hoser. Cant even get tha board off tha ground. Can you even spell OLLIE?
by dark10304 April 9, 2003
mugGet the hosermug.

Garden hoser

A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.
Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"
by marcuspolacus October 18, 2010
mugGet the Garden hosermug.

hoser

A person who is HOT but also a loser! lol
Damn that girl/guy is a hoser
by laurenhope May 6, 2006
mugGet the hosermug.

double hoser

(noun): a hooka bong with two hoses for two people to smoke at the same time
Yo, hit this double hoser with me.
by Jack_123 November 10, 2008
mugGet the double hosermug.

Gob Hoser

Another term for: “Dentist Assistant”

A mongrel who will literally suck every bit of hydration from your gob.

(Gob. A slang derivative of the word *mouth*)

They continually fail to achieve their one and only purpose: To keep their hose from sticking into your tongue.

Most of them don’t initiate or hold any conversation and usually look like they regret all their life choices leading up to that point.
Bogan 1: “Aww man guess what. I had to go to the dentist the other day, and the Gob Hoser sucked all the spit from me mouth.

Bogan 2: “What a dipstick”
by Modest_Sphincter August 6, 2020
mugGet the Gob Hosermug.

Captain Hoser

A person who puts a group of people in tough situations. A person who sets an operation up for failure, day in and day out.
"Captain Hoser made the schedule, we are totally hosed."
by - Bambino July 19, 2015
mugGet the Captain Hosermug.

scrub hoser

A stupid bitch that has no life and talks like a hillbilly.
Hey wanna head down to the river behind my ranch?
That's your apartment that's built next to the river, scrub hoser
by x15x February 4, 2016
mugGet the scrub hosermug.

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