homework

1. A reason to keep us awake late at night.
2. A fuckin' waste of time.
3. The last thing on your mind (probably).

If i could time travel, I'd shotgun the head of the fuckin person who invented fuckin homework. FUCK HIM!!

Ah well, he's burning in hell anyway.

Homework sucks. I'd rather play NBA Live on my PSP.

by Asta La Vista April 19, 2008

Homework Bitch

Someone who does their homework the day it's given and as thoroughly as possible. This person will usually rub it in your face until you feel like punching them.

Homework Bitch: "Did you finish your essay?"
You: "No, it isn't due until next Friday..."
Homework Bitch: "HAHA! I did the whole thing last night!"
You: "You're such a homework bitch."

Homework Bitch: "How long is your report?"
You: "Like 3 pages"
Homework Bitch: "Mine is 10."
You: "Fuck you."

by crazykid10195 March 1, 2011

homework

a dumb way to waste time on a beautiful day.

Fuck your homewotk Miss. K!!

by FhillyMan September 1, 2003

homework

Great to procrastinate to. Usually half assed.

"I spent six hours doing my chem homework and didn't finish."
"It was that long!?"
"No, I was watching paint dry."

by alexandrovna October 2, 2005

homework

The work that is given to you after many laborous and tormenting hours at a place where the work should originally be done called "school". Such work is given for three reasons: "to keep kids off drugs", to desensitize children and get them used to doing things they really don't want to do, to do the teaching that the people paid to do it in the first place can't or refuse to actually do.

Everyone loves a good homework assignment, don't they?

by Docta J October 4, 2005

homework

Handed out by teachers on a daily basis. Most kids don't do it, and yet they still give it. A good way to bring your grades up if you actually give a shit. Also, a good reason to procastinate and or surf the web.

Mom: Do your homework!
Kid: I need to use the computer for it.
Mom: Okay.

by homie8339 November 2, 2009

Homework

That thing you're avoiding right now.

look a few feet from you, where your homework sits in a discarded, deadly heap, while you kill precious time looking up homework on urban dictionary.

by really tired December 7, 2012