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Hobosexual

Adjective; to be attracted to or wanting to have sexual liasons with a hobo or drifter
My, thats a nie big issue you have there, I'm a HOBOSEXUAL you know
by Grufty Pete October 2, 2003
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Hobosexual

(n.) one that is only attracted to hobos.
Dude, I'm a hobosexual. Nothing turns me on like a nice raggity homeless person.
by Jordan G. January 19, 2008
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Hobosexual

the attraction of taking homeless people into your house filling your bathtub with a mixture of dipping sauces (ie. Ketchup, Barbecue, Mustard etc.) placing the fully-clothed hobo in said mixture to marinate, then laying the sauced covered hobo on your bed and licking the sauce off of their body.
"Are you a homosexual?"
"No I'm a hobosexual."
by Gaydolf_Shitler May 5, 2016
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Hobosexual

One who considers the homeless as sexual beings; one who likes to have sexual encounters with dirty strangers; one who dresses in a homeless person's costume for role playing in sexual enjoyment
My husband and I like to have sex in the dirt.We are hobosexuals.
I'm such a hobosexual, I would totally bang that dude over there holding up that cardboard sign.
I haven't showered today, I feel like a hobosexual.
by Amnika Maypry August 8, 2008
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Hobosexual

1. A term applied usually to women, saying that they are attracted to people that have money problems, constantly make mistakes, or are just plain ugly.
2. Being attracted to homeless or jobless people
Gurl: OMG, He's, like, SO hawt!

D00D: He's living in a cardboard box, eating beans he found out of the trash can...

Gurl: Thats why i luv him!

D00D: WTF?!?! THATS HOBOSEXUAL!!!
by GrahamCRACKUH April 3, 2010
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hobosexual

some one who thinks hobo's are sexy
girl 1: "omg look at that sexy hobo over there!"

girl 2:"your such a hobosexual"
by Cathy Bell October 20, 2009
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Hobosexual

A person who consents to engage in Sexual Intercourse primarily for the sake of obtaining a hobo necessity, including:
1. A place to sleep for the night
2. Alcohol
3. Harder Alcohol
*This does not include money, because such action falls under the definition of Hooker*
Steve: "Wanna crash at my house tonight?"
Travis: "No, I think im going to be Hobosexual and spend the night with Tina"

Travis: "Damn it Jake, we are such Hobosexuals!"
Jake: "No, i get showers out of mine"
by Noctum January 4, 2009
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