Humble brag

When someone tries to sneak in how awesome they are into any kind of conversation hoping you’ll notice how cool they are without them having to tell you

“I woke up a bit sore from an 11 mile hike I did” “WE GET IT YOU HIKE A LOT ENOUGH WITH THE HUMBLE BRAG”

by Quit humble bragging April 23, 2019

humble

To be humble means to know what your place is... nothing more, nothing less that what you are.

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful behound measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves "Who am i to be, brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?". Actually, who are you not to be?. You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. there's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. (This is being humble... my words, not Mandela's)

We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not just in some of us, it's in everyone, and, as we let our light shine, we unconsciously give other people premission to do the same: as we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."

Nelson Mandela.

by bukenna November 7, 2008

Hambled eggs

The best way to make scrambled eggs even tastier - by adding pieces of ham. Hambled eggs.

Scrambled eggs are so much better when you add ham and call them hambled eggs!

by eggseggs September 28, 2011

himbie

A popular couple amongst the kpop community on Twitter. It is a nickname created to show the bond between Himchan and Amber (nicknamed Ambie) and their love as a couple. Their names are combined Him (HIMchan) + Bie (amBIE) to create said couple name.

"Wow have you seen that cute couple on twitter?"
"Oh do you mean HIMBIE?"
"Yeah they're so cute~"

by kpopstan March 13, 2013

humblebrag

a brag statement artfully planted within a slightly deprecating statement; used in order to conceal pride that would otherwise be apparent

I'm really ticked that I wasn't able to improve my bench max by 25 pounds this week! (humblebrag since his main intent is to expose that he works out)

by Cambunctious November 28, 2011

Heinrich Himmler

Head of the SS, the ShutzStaffel. He oversaw the death of Jews at the concetntraion camps and is one of Hitlers most trusted aids. However he was a insane mofo and died eventually.

Heil Heinrich Himmer!

by Desertfox November 10, 2003

humblejeeblebum

A precision sport, which involves expelling faeces from one's anus at unsuspecting arabs. It's expected to be done from at least the 6th floor of a building.

The sport of humblejeeblebum also has a ranking system.
Obviously due to the difficulty of the task, the figures below are for total hits within one year.

0 Feeblejeeblebum
1 - 3 Heeblejeeblebum
4 - 7 Evilknieveljeeblebum
8 - 12 Legaleaglejeeblebum
12 - 20 Regalseagulljeeblebum
20+ Grandmassturd

"Wow, what a humblejeeblebum. Some day I shall take up this sport, and reach the rank of Grandmassturd as my father did before he was killed by death, and inspired mötorhead to write the song 'killed by death' "

by Bruce McGoose December 9, 2008