paris hilton

a skanky bitch who gets nothing when her 'rents die.

Person 1: hey does Paris Hilton get anything when her parents die?
Person 2: No, her sister gets it all.

by Vuffy May 21, 2007

Perez Hilton

A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.

Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.

by Alyssa P. September 24, 2006

paris hilton

A spoiled talentless skanky racist usless slut

Paris Hilton releases tapes not only showing the world how much of a slut she is but also ones showing that she is a racist cunt

by juiice February 6, 2007

paris hilton

squinty eyed,crusty cunt

she ain't pretty. she is a squinty eyed skank.
paris hilton is so used, she has a crusty cunt from all the cum deposits.

by Katkins October 29, 2007

paris hilton

One of the most (If not THE most)redundant celebrities to ever walk this earth. Also a parasite who feeds on the media attention so much so that she has attempted to worm her way into almost every niche of show-business. (E.g. Television (Lol) A biography. (Lol) A Pop career (Lol!) and an Actress (Roflmao!!)

Bob: That movie with Paris Hilton in it was probably the best I've seen in a while, y'know, House Of Wax.
Jim: I agree, Paris Hilton with a pole through the eye...What's not to love?

by Code-:BeaverBrains:- October 30, 2007

hickory switch

A wooden implement, especially a tree branch, used for spanking.

"The old man will come a-runnin' with a hickory switch."

by Chris August 8, 2004

paris hilton's monkey

Something nebulously disgusting, usually in a sexual sense, without a clear definition.

Man, he was so drunk! I bet he totally got the old "Paris Hilton's monkey" from that ugly ho.

by beanfootage August 17, 2006