warm and fuzzy higgins

The warm and fuzzy higgins is a imaginary creature that was made up by sailers in the early 1700's. It is much like the unicorn or the mermaid. It is said that the warm and fuzzy higgins will give you a warm feeling in your testicles.

"Shut up you stupid bitch, there is no such thing as a warm and fuzzy higgins." Bob said, as he reached back like a pimp and slapped Suzy.

by higgins March 24, 2005

Higgins

The reaction after a religous boy, probably catholic, swears unintentionally.(see:blumpkin)

Reese noticed Conors out of control Higgins after regarding the Kitty.

by Kevin "Anal Fissures" Malone February 19, 2009

Handjob Higgins

A slut who goes to parties and "pleasures" all of the opposite sex... or same. Kinda fat ugly chick that no one really respects anymore, and more than likely has an STD.

"Hey, that party's gonna be really fun tonight."
"Yeah, I hear Handjob Higgins will be there."

by zippyshmit March 1, 2009

milky higgins

When a person attempts to drink a gallon of a milk in 1/2 an hour the result is a milky higgins. The person usually starts out the gallon of milk with very high hopes of winning money. This feeling continues until 1/2 the gallon in gone. After this point the person starts to sweat, and eventually vomits.

Bob let loose a milky higgins all over his desk at work. It was hilarious.

by higgins March 22, 2005

higgins

An internet gimp, a completely pointless, spamming poster whose sole purpose in life is to annoy people. Usually a billy-no-mates with an outdated haircut and a fetish for pastry goods and masturbation.

Did you read that thread on Mullets today?

No, some HIGGINS kept posting shit on it so I got bored and gave up

by Mullet-Hater March 10, 2008

Higgins

A bunny for adoption through the San Francisco Peninsula House Rabbit Society (as of 7/06). He looks like a baby eater. His partner is a model from Macy's...who traps the babies in her spindley limbs once Higgins lures them over with his fluffy tail.

"DAMN! Higgins eats babies"

by piffle September 6, 2008

Tom Higgins

A quit queer young lad who feels he is great but can’t tell anyone because he will cry like a little baby if they don’t agree. His parents spoil him as they are posh parents with a lot of money

Hey Tom Higgins would you like a new phone.

by Silly Willy up yer hole March 11, 2019