Jim Henson Job

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

by Funkyisms July 20, 2016

Hensonphilia

One who fucks puppets.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the guy that ran the puppet show? Total case of Hensonphilia.
Friend 2: Huh?
Friend 1: Carlos walked in on him ramming the bunny puppet.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 19, 2010

hesoname

A deviant behaviour characterized by kissing another creature's tummy.

f. Japanese "heso" - navel, + "name" - lick

Honker: And then, i'm gonna do hesoname to Berri.
Conker: WTF... (starts running after Honker) Honker! Honker, hold on, you arsehole!

(a few hours later...)

Conker: Honker, Berri's tummy is not for you to - oh, my god!...

Berri: Mmm...yeah!
Honker: Love that lint...

by Bogan of the Desert September 9, 2011

hebson

One of the strongest groups of males. Usual found destroying beers or takeing men's wife. Very charming and are usually short and stocky with some gut.

Oh hell, here comes a damn hebson

by Joey dean December 20, 2016

heytonyynot

A small youtuber that just started and trys to look like rivenLeague of Legends. His videos arent that good but you can have fun when you want to.

HeyTonyynoT Riven

by IzyTrinoxian August 15, 2017

hesson@hesson

if hesson wins out, I’d whip out too.

yo you want to hesson@hesson and chill

hell yeah bring the nos

by hessoninhesson June 12, 2018

Henson Hands

N.) A sexual act where the giver performs a beejwhile tickling the receiver's butthole and balls at the same time, eventually ending up wrist-deep in the poo launcher thus causing them to flail around like an excited Kermit the Frog puppet

Gotdamn! Shaqueshia's a freak. She was doing things to me that had me freaking out screamin' "YAAAAAAY!" She got them "Henson Hands."

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019