hetero-fag

a completely straight person that looks, sounds, and acts completely gay

Beiber: "Baby, baby, baby, ohhh....."
Me: "dam, you are such an effin hetero-fag."
Beiber: "Honey, don't be all jealous on me now. I'll bend and snap your ass."
Me: "Girl-boy-thing, please."

by Doctor KG October 4, 2010

Hetero-signalling

When a straight man gives eye contact for too long with a gay man so quickly grabs his girlfriend's hand.

Cruised a hot bloke in Sainsbury's but he panicked and began hetero-signalling .

by Tim Bisley April 19, 2018

hetero-fuckery

fuckery that is outlandishly heterosexual. this term is very versatile as those pesky heteros are always up to some fuckery.

Love island? That show is nothing but hetero-fuckery!

by mazikeen :) February 8, 2020

Hetero-gayness

When a hetero-sexual couple does an action,or regularly acts in a way of cuteness that overtly shows their love of each other in a corny and cringe worthy way.

Our hetero-gayness was on full display while we were posing for selfies with a bottle of wine while we were apple picking on a football Sunday.

Ugh, look at that couple ..Their hetero-gayness is a little over the top. They can't go 10 seconds without holding hands and kissing in public.

by Broseph82 June 16, 2021

Hetero life partners

Hetero life partners are those dudes in history who should be together, but because people can't handle gay romances that's not allowed

Person 1: Those two are such hetero life partners
Person 2: I know right

by Damien T. May 30, 2022

Hetero-phobic

Something that straight people made up so they can play victim

A:she was born a woman she will die a woman

B: hey look a transphobic bitch

A:hey look a hetero-phobic with mental issues

B:hetero-phobic are you on crack

A: are you

B:calling me mentally ill because I said your transphobic which you are

A:and your hetero-phobic

B:I don't give a flying fuck if you're straight I but I do care If you're transphobic and homophobic cry baby

A: I care that your hetero-phobic

B:your funny

(This actually fuckin happened)

by Idk.bitch August 6, 2022

hetero-appropriation

When any member of the LGBTQ+ community do or cultivate something otherwise deemed as heterosexual.

Person 1: Did you see Tristan and Gunther's new baby?

Person 2: How did Tristan & Gunther have a baby, they're both homosexual men.

Person 1: They had a serogate mother.

Person 2: Isn't that considered Hetero-appropriation?

by anonymous January 31, 2023