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Hetero-bender

James Charles thinks he is one, but only J.K Rowling has that power
JC: I'm a hetero-bender im gonna make u gay
JKR: U DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL ONLY I CAN TURN PPL GAY!
by Karen the kid abducter August 8, 2019
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hetero sex

It’s when only one of two people who are having sex orgasm. Usually only the man cums and the woman’s needs are not taken care of.

It’s the opposite of when heterosexuals ask a gay person how “gay sex” is like.

There is no such thing as gay or hetero sex. It’s just sex and everyone experiences or practices it individually
Gay person: Oh you are straight, so tell me how do heterosexuals have sex? I can’t picture how that works.

Hetero sex is a word used by lgbt+ people to let straight people know how it feels like when they ask queer people what gay sex is like. Heteronormative society thinks the only way to have sex is when a man penetrates a woman.
by exhaustedsociety July 26, 2020
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all hetero

The phrase "all hetero" is synonymous with examples of the literary devices of modifiers. The phrase strictly clarifies & classifies a statement as heterosexual (not gay), that potentially could have been viewed as heterosexual or homosexual. This is differentiated from no homo or no bruno, in that these two phrases are used to clarify the heterosexual intent of an otherwise homosexual statement. However, the phrase "all hetero" can be used in a "no homo statement," but not vice versa (as a "all hetero statement" may not have been homosexual in the first place).
"The wind blew me today; all hetero." The wind could be personified as either male or female, thus "all hetero" is used.

Not an Example:
"Suck my dick," when said male to male, should include no homo as opposed to "all hetero."
by StraightStackin May 6, 2012
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Hetero-binarist

A straight (hetero) person who believes in Binarism, or the belief that there are only two genders.
Normal people are hetero-binarist
by Normalfolk September 12, 2019
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Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.
"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."
by YungRightClick October 20, 2018
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Hetero-head

Hetero-head
see brodehead
by Brodehead August 29, 2010
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hetero-flexible

A straight individual who is has/ or is not opposed to having sexual relations with the same sex.

Predominantly found in straight women who enjoy making out with other females.

A hetero-flexible person is most likely to engage is same-sex sex zero to several times. However, would not be against a a relationship with the same sex.

Also could be considered bi-curious.
Jamie: Is that woman making out with the hot blonde girl a lesbian?

Suzy: No, just another hetero-flexible.

Jamie: Damn.
by yesiam June 26, 2007
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