Become a beautiful monster.A heartless creature. A Goddest of pain.Maybe then the emptiness of this bullet hole,they left in my chest,will finally make some sense we already know
by Blaaskaak July 12, 2018
Get the Het wezenmug. The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.
by Idisch August 2, 2023
Get the het lagmug. Tijd voor het Frikandellenbos signifies a cultural change in homoerotic relationships with the earth itself.
by kaasbonk September 13, 2022
Get the Tijd voor het Frikandellenbosmug. also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.
Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"
Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...
by fox fox April 23, 2024
Get the Het-Blindmug. Short for “no hetero though”
Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)
Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)
Guy: Hi.
Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: It looks good. No het tho.
Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.
Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.
Girl: It looks good. No het tho.
Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.
by Waimey Blimey! December 24, 2019
Get the No het thomug. The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.
"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!
See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"
See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"
by S. Strides November 17, 2022
Get the Het-Washingmug. 