Heartbreak Hotel

What my ex is gonna be checking into tonight. They serve 'Breakup Breakfast', 'Lost Your Boyfriend Lunch', and 'You've Been Dumped Dinner'.

Sarah walked in on her boyfriend last night whilst he was getting sucked off by a shovel troll. She's pretty messed up, so she'll be checking into the Heartbreak Hotel this evening I imagine.

by the_trinidaddy May 6, 2009

heartbreak

1. when a guy says he loves a girl but really doesn't
2. when a girl says she loves a guy but really doesn't (for 1 and 2 the same applies for gay , lez, and bi ppl)
3. when u r hurt by someone u love and u feel like basically shit for a really long time.

john: i love u sally
sally: i love u john
two weeks later
john : i hate u sally
sally: oh no! *cries*
a month later
john : take me back?
sally: ok
another week later
sally :i don't love u anymore goodbye
john : shit

by dancerdeath September 1, 2005

heartbreak

heartbreak is the worst feeling a person could ever experience. Your heart literally throbs && so does the rest of your body. it feels as if the world has suddenly stopped spinning && theres no point in life anymore. you want nothing more than to have that person who hurt you back in your life. you hate them for hurting you but still you’re madly in love with them. you would do absolutely ANYTHING to get them to come back to you because you feel like you can’t live without them, no matter how much it hurts you to try. you can’t eat, && can’t sleep. you can’t even do anything because you find something in everything you do that reminds you of that person.
my advice to you: don’t make someone your everything because you’ll be left with nothing!!!

my ex girlfriend left me for her ex that she was with before me, i fell in love with her && made her my world && my everything. i did everything i could to try to get her back but nothing i did for her was ever enough. now i’m left with nothing at all. i experienced heartbreak

by Mr.ExpertOnHeartBreak December 31, 2010

first heartbreak

it will feel like your heart was pierced straight through, and anytime someone walks a little too close, it trembles with the force of a million waves pounding the shores, threatening to shatter into dust and coat every memory, past and future, with the pain of something wonderful that fell apart and the guilt in the knowing that you are at fault just as much as they are. it weighs you down until all you hear is the "what if"s and all you can do is curl in on yourself and wait for someone to find you and pull you out. it is the feeling that puts new meaning to the word loneliness and puts into perspective just how much a person can lose, just how much of a shell a body can become. it is the one feeling that will always be remembered, the first feeling that will come to mind when someone says "first love"

I didn't know it was possible to lose so many tears or regret not regretting someone so much as i did after my first heartbreak.

by let.me.cry. April 21, 2020

heartbreak

It's when you can't even say if you "like" that person, but you've been so mentally attached to them that you've been used to talking to them every day. but one day it all fades away and they find someone better. But he still talks to you as if he never did anything wrong.. where in your case, he has no right to be sorry at all. Because you're the only one to blame, because you let yourself fall too hard, when really, he's not there to catch you.

Feeling heartbreak means feeling someone shoot you 1,000 bullets through your chest.

by angela nina July 21, 2014

heartbreaker

A person whom is addicted to/or has done the bad CRIME of breaking ones heart who loved them.

jake is a heartbreaker!

by confidential March 27, 2004

Heartbreak

A sensation so empty and barren that referring to it as a 'feeling' is almost an oxymoron. When someone does something towards you that you just cant handle. Everything that held even slight significance in the past means less than nothing when your heart is broken. Death seems like the only escape from this wretched illness. But, overtime, the sun rises and life slowly, but surely, regains meaning.

It is pratically impossible to describe the sensation of heartbreak. When you experience it, you'll know.

by choymatc19 July 5, 2012