hump day heart attack

Just when you think your Wednesday is sailing along, you realize that all the work you have done on this next request for proposals to land the big one for the boss is completely useless - because the deadline to submit was actually last Wednesday stupid.

The agency interns had a serious hump day heart attack when their blissful working Wednesday confidence switched to the horror and shame of incompetence when they re-read the fine print on the RFP guidelines only to discover, the proposal was actually due LAST week. Bad i-cal BAD!

by mzpickles March 24, 2010

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack

An ad that I see all the fucking time on Urban Dictionary.

4 Signs You're About to Die of a Heart Attack. *Insert image of foot.*

by Lorf_TheArtist June 23, 2019

Irish Heart Attack

A mixed drink involving equal parts of Five-Hour Energy and Jameson Irish Whiskey

Dude: "I think that guys dead"
Other Dude: "Yeah he was doing the Irish Heart Attacks"

by Charles Lee 69 April 28, 2013

Heart Attacking

A heart attacking is the death of, or damage to, part of the heart muscle because the supply of blood to the heart muscle is severely reduced or stopped.

NO! Heart attacking is a word fucking idiot

by ;;;;;;* October 3, 2011

Heart attack and a hangover

Mixing Jack Daniels and Monster Energy

“Yo I got so fucked up last night on that drink I almost got a heart attack and a hangover”

by Keesee5 December 13, 2018

Heart Attack Goalie

A guy who volunteers to play goalie for your men’s hockey or soccer team, who is both old and overweight and dangerously close to having a heart attack.

I swear I thought we were going to lose our goalie in the 3rd period. Guy was a total Heart Attack Goalie. He must have been 82 years old.

We lost last night’s game, but we had Heart Attack Goalie In net.

by TBels October 1, 2019

italian heart attack

Fried lasagna

Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack

by LuigiNumberOne April 23, 2018