Haynesville

A rural village in Northern Louisiana. Synonymous with hellhole. Small population, yet has more bigots than cities triple it's size. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Tyrone: "Where are you from?"
Richard: "Haynesville, LA."
Tyrone: "Even the name sounds sucky."
Richard: "The whole place is."

by Hercules Mulligan November 14, 2016

Stupid Haynus Syndrome

An extreme mental and physical disorder, the chief symptoms of which are delusions of grandeur, extremely low intelligence and stunted growth. It is incurable and thankfully very rare.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, your son has been diagnosed with Stupid Haynus Syndrome. You may wish to consider putting him up for adoption"

by Dr. Jiub November 5, 2011

Haynes

Someone of immense power, unmatchable by anyone else.

"He just beat up 20 people blind-folded"!
"He's Haynes".

by Barry Butcher February 24, 2009

new haven

One of the few places in America where rich white kids and poor black men cooexist.

New Haven is where Uncle Tom goes to die.

by Tobey January 10, 2006

sam haynes'd

Any one person to be hit in the face with any object exceeding five pounds. Sustain serious injury to face and or other extremities.

person 1- woahh!!! watch out.
person 2- OUCHHHHHHHHHHHH!
person 3- she just got sam haynes'd

by luggie April 8, 2010

Havannah

Havannah is the most beautiful, funny, smart, stubborn, amazing girl to be around. She can always make you laugh!

Havannah had me laughing for hours!

by NFBD January 10, 2017

having fun

when your having fun it means your drunk or your having sex

mom: what were you doing with your girl friend
me: oh having fun

by NameSiren435547 January 18, 2021