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harboring a deuce

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
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Harrington

referring to a person who is slow in the mind or has done something stupid and gets caught by his friends.
Kid 1: Dude how did you miss that tackle?

Kid 2: I didn't even see the guy run by.

Kid 1: Come on "Harrington" lets use that dome and pay attention.
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To pull a harrington is to tell your boss off and then quit, only to get a phone call asking for you to come back, cause you were the best stock boy EVAR!
Damn, I'm bout to pull a harrington if he complains about my facing
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the girl who breaks every boys heart and breaks into kelton street s houseand steals all his pickles
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