Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

by rev. barky January 3, 2010

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Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.

So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!

by twatsnack July 21, 2016

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chartreuse harness

The ominous feeling your goat is being fucked in a field somewhere

I suddenly feel like a chartreuse harness.

by Wordpornographer May 20, 2016

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addison harkness

addison harkness is a player who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he is also secretly gay.

hey my names addison harkness and i will break your heart.

by you mad for what February 22, 2020

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A cock harness is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum. Its function is similar to that of a cock ring. These devices are often associated with BDSM activities. The Gates of Hell is a male chastity device made up of multiple cock rings that can be used for CBT. Kali's Teeth is a metal bracelet with interior spikes that closes around the penis and can be used for preventing or punishing erections.

A cock harness, which has a function similar to a cock ring, is a penile sex toy designed to be worn around the penis and scrotum.

by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

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