Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.

"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!

by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006

ching chong hanji bing bong i cant see

racist/slur to ethnic chinese people.

person1: Hey! Ching Chong!
asian1: ...
person1: All you say in your language is "Ching Chong Hanji bing bong i cant see!" haha what a ching chong
asian1: thats a racist stereotype you black n-

oof

by ayosussybaka69420 December 6, 2022

Hanukkah bowl

A bowl of that seems like it has only enough pot left for about two more hits, but by an unexplained miracle, it lasts for eight or more tokes.

From the traditional Hanukkah story in which a lamp appeared to have only two days of fuel left, but by a miracle, provided light for eight days.

c.f. Hanukkah joint, Hanukkah bong, etc.

Jerry: "Well, Dave, it looks light this bowl is beat like Rodney King, but why don't you hit that and see if we can squeeze two more tokes from it."
(passes almost cashed bowl to Dave)

Dave: "Man, actually, I got a good hit from it. Kim, why don't you take a hit"
(passes bowl to Kim)

Kim: "I don't know where this is coming from! If we get a few more tokes, it looks like we might just have a Hanukkah bowl (or joint, bong, etc.) on our hands here!"

by Lingin May 5, 2010

hanul

a hanul (girl) is one of the most beautiful girls you will ever come across. she is a beauty on the inside and out. she is smart even if she denies it, and will love you more if you tell her that she is. she is flirtatious but she only has eyes on one person. she also loves helping people out and is not afraid to show her real self to you which is probably why a lot of guys like her.

(person 1): "oh-em-gee! did you see what that girl is wearing? she's so pretty! I also heard that she gets straight A's, is that true?"
(person 2): "of course she's pretty and smart, that's hanul!"

by ash8101 December 15, 2020

Frosty handjive

V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.

Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!

by Golfwatcher56 October 2, 2016

Remix Handjob

When you get someone with Parkinson's to give you a handjob

Dude 1: Man that remix handjob from George H. Bush was amazing
Dude 2: Oh shit is he still giving them out?

by Piece-A-Piss May 4, 2021

hanukkah harry

A very funny guy that helps Santa Claus and lives in Isreal.
He has a brother who helps named Santa Cohen and his sister's name is Yenta Claus. They have a cousin named Schmanta Claus and they all love Hanukkah.

So, what's Rabbi Ebenezer's problem and why do so many Jewish old people have their underwear all twisted up in a knot over us kids writing Hanukkah Harry and his helpers letters and asking them to stop by and visit us too?

"Hey, can you keep a secret?"

by Jason_98 September 15, 2006