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Medieval Handshake

When you hand shake someone where you grab the other persons forearm instead of the traditional grabbing of hands. Mostly used by badasses.
As Brad got out of the airport Rob gave him a solid Medieval Handshake to welcome him home.
by the medievaler November 7, 2015
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Spit Handshake

An incredibly powerful sacred handshake. Only rivalled by the elusive Pinky Swear.
Spitting in your hand before shaking hands is a holy ritual amongst men...spit handshake
by sanchopancho02 June 4, 2019
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Peoria Handshake

The friendly greeting given by a stripper to a patron of a gentleman's club which entails grabbing and fondling of the patron's genitalia
As soon as the stripper gave me the Peoria Handshake I knew I would buy a lap dance from her.
by The Mountain Goat May 6, 2009
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Trump Handshake

To grab a woman by the vagina regardless of consent. See cupping
My boy Robert's going to court because he gave Becky a trump handshake.
by SquiuqS December 30, 2016
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Roman handshake

Noun: a manner of shaking hands peculiar to ancient Rome, in which the parties grasp each others right wrist.
"The Roman handshake was the accepted practice of greeting among gentlemen in the Western world from the beginning of the 1st century BC until the end of the 5th century AD."
by speedog April 30, 2010
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Nebraskan handshake

An otherwise normal handshake from an incredibly brave and strong person (e.g. a member of the Coast Guard's elite secret special operations force) that in one motion pulverizes the receiver's hand and causes a chain reaction of intracerebral and subarachnoid hemorrhage leading to certain demise. Ability to give a true Nebraskan Handshake is extremely rare and studies show a significant linkage to the amount of scrod the giver consumes.
Congratulations, you just earned yourself a top spot on the list of people awaiting a Nebraskan handshake. I hope you're left handed because I'm going to grip your right hand tighter than your true love. And you get the privilege, of hearing your bones break before the power of embrace causes your veins to explode.
by Hamnose November 9, 2018
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Trump Handshake

Noun. When a small-handed man, who became rich from borrowing millions of dollars from his dad, stiffing contractors, filing bankruptcies, and gaming the tax code to avoid paying any income tax, grabs a woman in the p***y because he foolishly believes his wealth gives him a free pass to do whatever he wants to a woman.
Billy: So you just grab the woman in the p***y like some creepy bowler? And that's not assault?

Donald: Believe me. When you're rich and famous like me, you can do whatever you want. All of them, even the married ones, want a trump handshake. Believe me.
by FirstAmendment October 7, 2016
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