hand

A guy's hand is his first sex partner.

When I was a young teenager, my hand was my favorite sex partner!

by eda-skip October 31, 2021

hand

a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."

Person 1: Son I got you covered like an eclipse.
Person 2: HAND!

by jmac09 October 06, 2007

handing

Handing; The act of touching ones self with a prosthetic hand.

"did you hear someone was caught handing them self in the bathroom"

by CrimsonIce May 04, 2016

The Hand

The Hand is a nickname I call Casey, another cadet who is a Merlin at edging me for over an hour and holding me at that almost-but-not-quite-there-yet feeling and then making me have an awesome hand-gasm.

The Hand is coming to our room tonight to do me, and I've already got a boner!

by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020

That's hands

When someone says something ridiculously stupid another person can call out "hands" and gets to slap their hand.

B is the last number of the alphabet
(Another person) that's hands

by Piece of buttocks February 14, 2017

hand

A bludgeoning implement

My friend gave me a beatdown with his hand.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk February 22, 2005

handful

the number five on a scorecard

"What'd you get on that last hole?"
"A handful"

by thickduff December 20, 2004